Saturday, January 27, 2007

Vic Falls

We have been spending the last few days in Vic Falls, lying by the pool and eating yummy food. Since Vic Falls is also the adrenalin capital of Africa we've also done superman highwire, abseiling, gorge swing, microlighting and the Vic Falls bungy.

The bungy was very cool. We had people with shaking legs, people fall off and people come back up the top only to burst into tears. Overall though, everyone loved it. I went first which was probably less nerve wracking in the end because all the different screams added to the build up. This one is the 3rd highest in the world and I've done the second highest in New Zealand before. I hear the highest is near Cape Town on the Garden Route, so I might make it a top three in the world by the end of this trip. Should be fun. Maybe I can convince my mum and dad or Nicci to throw themselves off too.

While we have been here the Zim Dollar inflation has doubled on the black market exchange rate. Absolutely bonkers trying to do anything in this currency. It is very interesting to see how everyone gets by with all these crazy financial market difficulties. Can I swap you a goat?



Friday, January 26, 2007

Train to Vic Falls

We took a sleeper train to Vic falls. Usually a sedate affair, we decided to have an enormous alcoholfest instead. Everyone got boozed on two dollar brandy and plastic gallon containers of vodka. Vodka is cheaper than water in Zimbabwe!

The boys decided it would be a good idea to get our conductor drunk and wear his hat and handcuffs. We might have missed a few stations but everyone had a great time; especially the conductor I think.



Thursday, January 25, 2007

Emails of the Cairo to Cape Town crew

This list is if anyone wants to get in contact with someone from the truck. If your email address isn't here, leave a comment with it on and I will update the entry to contain it.












Markmarkhamlin100@hotmail.com
Steve and Maryskleinke@yahoo.com
Stanstanleydoney@hotmail.com
Gavingavhops@hotmail.co.uk
Olyaolyarose@yahoo.co.uk
Gary and Alisonalispencer@hotmail.co.uk
Brianbrianaustin_1@yahoo.co.uk
Bearbear.m@hotmail.co.uk
Alanalanlawrence001@aol.com
Davedavidshannon1@gmail.com
Kathmekatherine@hotmail.com
Claireclairejhamilton@hotmail.co.uk
Cadecadesutherland@gmail.com

A typical overland experience

Below is the list of the typical overlanding fun you should expect to get when driving from Cairo to Cape Town. And we think we got off lightly!


  • 2 x brake actuators busted

  • 2 x Power steering blown

  • 1 x brake compressor burst

  • 1 x gearbox broken

  • 1 x Engine worn and changed

  • 2 x Springs broken

  • 6 x New tyres shredded by sandmats

  • 1 x reversing crash into 24-wheeler

  • 1 x drove truck off road

  • 8 x bogged in sand in desert

  • 1 x stepladder mangled

  • 1 x stereo caught on fire

  • 1 x amp blown

  • 2 x speeding tickets

  • 3 x Sea Urchin Injuries

  • 1 x nairobi eye acid attacks

  • 1 x Tetsi fly bite

  • 3 x Jigger Fleas laid in people's toes

  • 24 x Diarrhea (everyone)

  • 3 x Scabies

  • 1 x Malaria

  • 1 x Sunstroke

  • 1 x Tropical Ulcer

  • 1 x builders thumb

  • 2 x swollen spider bites

  • 1 x dislocated thumb

  • 1 x muscle freeze in neck

  • 1 x locked into illegal club with heavies

  • 2 x successful pickpocetings

  • 6 x unsuccessful pickpocetings

  • 1 x sandal lost

  • 6 x cameras broken

  • 4 x mobile phones lost

  • 1 x mugging

  • 11 x pairs of flip flops lost

  • 10 x sunglasses lost

  • 3 x shirts lost

  • 3 x hats lost

  • 4 x towels disappeared

  • 24 x flooded tents

  • 1 x hammock destroyed

  • 2 x kite (the bird) attacks

  • 70 x tent pegs lost

  • 3 x gropings by strangers in the street

  • 2 x blister beetle attacks

  • 24 x 10 beers x 500ml x 117 days = 14,040 litres of beer consumed

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Countdown to Nicci

Tick tock goes the clock. Ha! Not long to go now before I see my lovely girl. Days, mere days!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Low on clothes

I swapped most of my clothes for some soapstone statues at a market in Zimbabwe. Hmmm. Now I have lots of statues and not very many clothes. I hope it doesn't get cold.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Antelope Park

We've been chilling out for a couple of days at a place called Antelope Park. Activities include...




1) Walking with lions.




2) Swimming with elephants.








3) Playing with lion cubs.






4) Stalking prey with lions.

We actually went out with some lions and followed them while they tracked some prey. They found a Red Hartebeast and brought it down right in front of our eyes! They were five feet away while they were ripping it to bits. It wasn't very nice watching it since the hartebeast took about fifteen minutes to die and the lions were eating it the whole time. Icky. This was awesome, but not something to do a second time.

*** will publish better photos when I get them ***







5) Game riding with horses.







6) Game riding with elephants.



Great Zimbabwe

We went to the Great Zimbabwe Ruins. This place gave the name to the country. Apparently it means great house of stone.

The ruins here were pretty cool...



Thursday, January 18, 2007

Kilomstars - The new measurement

This was on a dive map in zanzibar... How many kilomstars in a mile?

Do you love asas milk?

We found this funny for some reason...

New Depths

Ok, so I may have overreacted here, but frankly drifting out to sea alone made me cr@p myself.

We went diving in Zanzibar. It started off a little strange. Some of the masks had mould in them which made us wonder about the gear. The BCDs were pretty shot and the divemaster said "I'm surprised the place is still running." Hmmm...

So we went out on the boat which wasn't a dive boat. We had some recent PADI learners with us. The divemaster put the gear on them and tried to put them in the water. One of the girls, correctly, wanted to check her regs but the divemaster was rushing her which was making her flustered. Not good.

It was a 15m stingray dive and our divemaster was going to try and take Olya with us. She hasn't done her PADI and couldn't use the equipment properly. This was pretty dangerous. Luckily for Olya she had trouble equalising and had to go back up.

The divemaster swapped around the dive buddies three times so no one knew what was going on.

Three of us didn't have enough weight for correct buoyancy. They didn't even have enough weights for us to use!

Eventually we start diving most of us floating upside down, paddling to counter the buoyancy problem.

During the dive my depth gauge goes up to 9m, another one shows 17m and a third was stuck on 6m. F$%ked basically.

There was a really strong current, so it was actually a drift dive which they forgot to mention. We didn't have the equipment for this, and the next part of the story is where I lose it.

My tank wasn't filled properly, so I ran out of air earlier than the others. I warned the divemaster before the dive and all he said was "I'm sorry. What can I do?" In retrospect I should have suggested something involving the tank and his rectum.

Anyway, I tell the divemaster during the dive that I am running out using hand signals and he instructs me to surface. But get this, he doesn't send my dive buddy with me!

I surface and am alone. The current is pulling me out to sea, and our dive boat is about 100m away. It doesn't seem a great distance but the water was rough enough so
I could only see the boat when I reached the crest of a wave, and the current was too strong to swim to it.

I was signaling for a couple of minutes but they couldn't see me. After that I started to do the emergency signal. This went on for another five minutes without anyone seeing me.

It is this point that I have to admit that I lost it. The prospect of slowly drifting out to sea alone is bad enough; the real chance of it at that time was bloody terrifying.

I started shouting for help and paddling as fast as I could, to no avail. No one could see me at all.

Fortunately the wind was behind me and someone heard the faint cries. They looked around and then eventually saw me pop up, doing the emergency wave and then disappear behind the waves.

In a small twist of irony, the emergency wave is a single handed wave of the arm, so unbeknownst to me (because I was on my back, waving, paddling and crapping myself), I had a group of people on the boat waving back at me thinking I was being friendly. When they heard the panic in the cries they quickly sent the boat over.

I refused to do the second dive. This was the worst diving experience I've ever had. It even beats when I was doing my PADI with a Brazilian navy instructor who was a lunatic and made me do the emergency surface procedures at their maximum allowable depth.

All I can say is - check out the dive operation before trusting them with your life. This company left a little (!) to be desired.

A holiday within a holiday

Zanzibar, a small piece of paradise on the African coast. White sands and turquoise waters; this place was a welcome break - and I don't mean like the "welcome breaks" you get on the M1. Take a look at the photos. I wish we were here for a few more days...

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Harare

In Harare. Being in a city after three months is weird. Zimbabwe is a strange place.

Sleeping with scorpions

I was packing up my tent the other day and found a scorpion underneath it. Nice.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Malaria

We've had our first malaria casualty on the truck. Olya the russian has been diagnosed with the parasite. She was laid out for a few days while on the semi-cure tablets.

Malaria can be somewhat prevented so long as you take the anti-malaria propholaptics and protect yourself with mosquito repellent. Olya did none of these and now has malaria. 'Nuff said. Who will be next?

PS I've just run out of Deet.

George vs The Law

Prisoner: 546918
Name: George
Crime: Driving a human cattle truck over the speed limit
Previous Convictions:
Driving off the road
Driving without all working brakes
Driving without power steering
Reversing into a parked 24-wheeler while it was attempting to help him
Bogging the truck into soft Sudanese sand
General Comments: Reckless overlander, scourge of East Africa, hero of the Cairo to Cape Town team 06/07.

Keep on truckin' George!






Safari So Good

Game Drives Done so far:
1. Nakuru National Park (Kenya)
2. Hell's gate National Park (Kenya) (on a mountain bike)
3. Ngorongoro Crater National Park (Tanzania)
4. Serengeti National Reserve (Tanzania)

Animals seen:
Leopards, cheetahs, jackals, hyenas, elephants, giraffes, maribu storks, zebras, flamingoes, lions, ostriches, hippos, kites, rhinos, impalas, gazelles, water buffalos, wilderbeasts, mongooses (geese?!), waterbucks, monkeys, baboons, high rats, warthogs & lovebirds

Vehicles Broken:
1. Matatu 1 (Had to be towed out of the park)
2. Matatu 2 (Ran out of petrol)
3. Matatu 3 (Ran out of petrol again!)
4. Land Cruiser 1 (Smashed off the bull bars)
5. Land Cruiser 2 (Smashed off the mudguard)
6. Moutain Bike (gears collapsed)

Trip Notes:
1. Watching lions tear a wilderbeast apart is very cool.
2. One million wilderbeast wandering the serengeti is an unforgettable experience.
3. Needing to go to the loo while bush camping in a tent in the serengeti with lions around makes you think very carefully about going outside. I got inventive (don't ask!).
4. A giraffe is faster than a speeding Irishman on a mountain bike (Steve-o)
5. Rubbing the acid from a bug called the "Nairobi Eye" all over your face... hurts (Rich)
6. Cycling up an enormous hill during the scorching heat of the Kenyan day without drinking water... can induce vomiting... twice (Callum)
7. Eight boys posing topless for a photo while leaning against a tree... looks a bit gay

Christmas Day

Xmas day. Wake up in tent in the middle of Kenya. Listen to "Play that funky music" blaring out of the truck. Open secret santas. Tropical rain. Beer. Vodka shots. Wash some clothes. More shots. More beer. More rain. Bacon treat for breakfast. More shots. More beer. More rain. Hog roast on spit. More shots. More beer. More rain.

Was fun. Weird, but fun.

Truckertainment

What do you do to waste time on a long twelve hour drive day? Why not try bubble racing?

The aim of this game is to blow a soap bubble using a bubble maker that someone got as a secret santa present, make the bubble at the front of the truck and everyone has to try blow it to the end before it pops. Simple game but provides hours of truckertainment. We never did get one right to the end but were highly amused watching people huff and puff and wave and wiggle a bubble while bouncing around in the back of a seventeen tonne truck.

In Africa we make our own fun.

Carnivores

Carnivores, the famous meat lovers restaurant in Kenya. A few of us went there for Christmas Eve lunch.

Waiters come around with meat skewered on Maasai swords, carving off piece after piece of game.

We feasted on camel, ostrich, crocodile, beef, pork and chicken until our bellies hurt and our eyes flinched at the sight of more flesh. It took two days to digest and six toilets to handle the result.

Quite possibly what Kenyan heaven must be like.